User:Ryan Postlethwaite/Flameviperemail

Email User:Ryanpostlethwaite sent to User:Flameviper
Please please please let me work with you, I can see that you have a lot to give to wikipedia but recents acts of yours have lead to a block. I'm trying to get your block reduced to 24 hours but you seriously have to take some of my advice. Answer this, what would you like to achieve on wikipedia? with that I mean, what are your interests on wikipedia? Would you like to remove vandalism? Or edit articles? Answers would be very much appreciated so we can move forward and hopefully turn you into the model wikipedian!

Cheers Ryan

Email User:Flameviper sent to User:Ryanpostlethwaite in reply
I just like to create articles. That's my happy home. I can just get my textbook and sit down for hours, writing a GA-quality article with great formatting, pictures, citations, categories, and wikification from scratch. Article creation makes me a happy snake. Vandal fighting is a very...momentous job. It's like a neverending stream of conscious thought from the entire world. I don't like that I have to go through vandalism like a crazed hellcat on PCP, it's too fast-paced for this snake. And voting is all right too. I'm not a huge fan of human interaction... And also, who said that I was a /b/tard again? Because that seriously offended me. And not many things on Wikipedia offend me. I just find it immensely enjoyable when people talk about me for some reason. I suppose I have the inner workings of a prolific trolling vandal, struggling to get out. I just have to contain the raging demon inside these magic hands, and use its energy to write articles... it's getting harder...