User:Ryanositis

Ryan Ositis is a large humanoid located in Canby, OR, located in the Willamette Valley of Oregon.

He is currently the Director of Web Technology at BehavioralOS, an award-winning Barbecue Cook, a reformed band geek, and a Nerd Dad.

He is also a graduate of South Salem High School and attended the University of Oregon where he established his reputation for chaos and controversy. It is also where he started writing about himself in the third person. He is in therapy to fix that.