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The Book of Brian
The Book of Brian was conceived Sept. 28th of 2010. The Book of Brian is a collection of holy quotes from Brian Acosta, the messiah of the Brianists. Brianists are the followers of the Book of Brian.

Contents
The Book of Brian is written in a University of Advancing Technology (UAT) notebook. It contains pages of holy quotes from Brian Acosta that are meant to puzzle, challenge, and guide the minds of the Brianists.

Page 1

1. "Hold on, I need another shoe."

2. "I need a souvenir."

3. "I think the alien respawned back at his home."

4. "What is this?" (Referring to finding numerous hard to find places in Fallout 3.)

5. "Pepsi is bad for your soul."

6. "You always got to add a shot of Advil."

7. "It's adventure time."

8. "I know why there's a comma behind witch, because you have to baptize it."

9. "You don't have to jump off the cliff because you don't know how to live."

10. "We're playing Midnight Crazy Frogger!"

11. "I always appear when you need me."

12. "It was either the apples or the gay bar. I chose the apples."