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Migration: Alternate Route is a 2024 American adult live-action animated film produced by Arzirha

Migration: Alternate Route premiered and theatrically released in San Diego on Nevertober 32nd. The film received generally positive reviews from critics and has grossed $69,420 worldwide.

Plot
In San Vicente Reservoir in 2024, anxious Mack Mallard prevents his kids, Dax and Gwen, from venturing into the outside world, much to the chagrin of his wife, Pam.

One day, the Mallards meet a flock of American crows, which the family finds interesting, but Mack forbids them to join. Pam tells Mack that he must open his eyes to the world outside him. That night, Mack talks with his aging Uncle Dan, who also does not want to leave the pond. However, Uncle Dan makes Mack re-evaluate his stance and he decides to let his family go on an outing, with Uncle Dan joining them at Gwen's behest.

The Mallards arrive in San Diego, where Uncle Dan falls behind and ends up getting the ducks in trouble with the same flock of American crows, now led by the pugnacious white cat Mao, but Pam's fiery disposition puts them in Mao's good graces and he becomes Dax's friend. Mao leads them to his friend, Joshua, from El Cajon, but he was raped and traumatized by a vampire cat prostitute who said Taco Bell only really hits after midnight, Mia. Mack and Pam cure Joshua, who gratefully guides them to the key to defeating Mia, teamwork.

While Gwen stops for a bathroom break, Joshua calls random numbers, but Mia finds the team. Dax helps his family and friends escape, but he loses his wing feathers after being stepped on by her, rendering him flightless. The team stops to rest at a resort, where Mack scolds Dax for his heedless actions.

Mia finds the team via helicopter and traps them in a net while Dax, Gwen, and Joshua manage to hide. Inside, Mia plans to kill Mack, Pam, and Mao first as revenge, prompting Pam to give in to despair, only for Mack to raise her spirits. They attempt to push a button to release them, but Mia catches them in the act. At this point, Mao has finally had enough, and he and Uncle Dan pelt Mia with fruits and vegetables until she is knocked unconscious, hitting a button that causes the helicopter to drop her out, getting her caught in the net, as well as Pam and Mack, still stuck in their cage. They are saved and freed by their kids, with Dax having fixed his wings using some fur feathers that were lost when the chef kidnapped Mao. Both father and son silently reconcile.

Mia, furious, performs a sexual act on a 2x4, transforming her once tiny bat wings into something she can actually fly with. Mao, Dax, Pam, Mack, Gwen, Uncle Dan, and Joshua team up with new allies, Annie, Yong, the Wild Kratts, Mr. Peabody, Eerie and Yossi from Telemonster, and Peridot, Milky, and Luna from Jewelpet, and Turbo to fight Mia. The team then advances towards the San Diego County Fair. During the assault at the fair's entrance, Eerie is killed by a now fire-breathing Mia. Mao, Dax, and the remaining team members clear the fair of prostitutes and reach the top of the Ferris wheel. Yossi is badly wounded by Mia. Joshua finds out Mia is Azerbaijani and calls Garnet, also from Jewelpet. She, who is Armenian, brutally kills Mia with her machete Wordthing made by her boyfriend, Dog, before helping Yossi plant the Chaldean flag, ending the war.

Now led by Dax, the team arrives in El Cajon, where Joshua reunites with his family and the Mallards catch up with the crows who visited the reservoir earlier. They do Assyrian dances and eat Taco Bell during the daytime. Eerie is revived.

in an in-credit scene, Mia is dismembered, and sex is now illegal in San Diego County in accordance with the AUTTP.

Bonus Scene (DVD only)
Taco Bell doesn’t have the most locations, that honor belongs to Subway, and it’s not the fastest growing — take a bow, Jersey Mike’s Subs.

However, one area where Taco Bell has always reigned supreme is with one very specific population: Vampire cat prostitutes. For whatever reason, reverse bestiality and Taco Bell seem to go together like peanut butter and jelly.

Given the long relationship between Vampies and the fast food chain that encourages its customers to “Live Mas” (mas means “more” in Spanish) it comes as no surprise that kittens order some pretty insane things late at night.

That, at least, is what was revealed in a recent Reddit AMA conducted by “A Taco Bell employee who works graveyard shifts in a county where reverse bestiality is legal.”

The unnamed employee proved his bona fides by providing a photo of his hat and “Employee Meal” receipt and then got to answering Redditors' most pressing questions.

After dealing with a few “extra sour cream” jokes, the employee shared some enlightening anecdotes about crazy customer orders.

“Solomon’s temple, man. We get some weird shit at 2 in the morning,” the nameless employee began. “Off the top of my head, here are a couple.”

“Rico keeps mistaking us for Rally’s (our building is about 60 feet away from one) and argues with us when we tell her she’s in the wrong drive-thru.

“Layla last week who thought happy hour was 2 am, not 2 pm (again, he argued).”

“Mia who ordered 4 XXL Grilled Stuft Burritos and paid for them in nickels and dimes, a whole fucking Ziploc of them. She started crying halfway through her order. Not sure what the fuck was going on there, but I felt bad for her.”

“Surprisingly (or maybe not), the XXX cats make good customers. They’re mellow a lot of the time, and they become regulars more often than not.”

While the sex provided plenty of weird orders, the Taco Bell employee, who revealed that he was not old enough to legally fuck and had never lost his virginity in his life, saved his best story for a different question.

“The same fucking Emma comes in once a week asking for 2 tacos 12 packs with all soft tacos with no beef, no lettuce, no cheese. She shows up at midnight and pays almost 30 bucks for a bag of 24 tortillas. Hell if I know [why].”