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Brown Mouth Fricken

A recently discovered species which was named due to its uncanny resemblance to both a frog and a chicken. It is covered in green feathers and has a large weeping rectum for a mouth. It measures from 2-3ft tall and 3ft long. It was discovered in Warrington, England after it wondered into a children’s playground and attacked a 7 year old boy by spraying faeces from its gaping rectum mouth. There are only 3 confirmed witnesses to this event.