User:SPONSERD

How to eat pie. How to eat pie perfectly. once you buy some pie from a store and get home, you would first off want to cut a perfect triangular shaped slice from the circle, put that slice on a microwave safe plate, and microwave it for about 20-40 seconds. ( MAKE SURE THERE IS NO METAL OR EGGS IN THE MICROWAVE). then you take it out and blow on it for the time you used to microwave it. then you perfectly align the pie on your plate and grab a fork and eat the worst bites first then the second worst then the third (etc.) MAKE SURE YOU SAVE THE BEST FOR LAST so you will have a nice aftertaste.