User:SPannozzi/Melissa Petriglia

Melissa Ashley Petriglia.

Melissa A. Petriglia, known for her beauty, kind heart, and wonderfully unconventional sense of humour, is considered by one man to be the most amazing person in the Western hemisphere (...lol).

Some other characteristics of this wonderful woman include: a warm yet fierce spirit, great compassion and empathy, incredibly loving, a stunning smile, breath-taking eyes, endless patience, modesty and humility, independence, a dedication to excellence, a tight bum (amongst other things ;)), and the cutest little feet and socks seen since the dawn of time / Madonna's self-titled 1983 debut album.

Melissa is one of the most intelligent and down-to-earth people you will ever meet, should you have that honour. For her to sincerely like and open up to you is truly something to be valued and treasured. To betray her trust should be legally considered an act of insanity. Not only will you lose something great in her confidence, there is also a good chance you will lose one of your organs by way of butcher knife.

(Most people who read this article will believe Melissa to be a myth, comic book super-hero, or otherwise fictional character. I myself once had a hard time believing such a perfect person could exist. But as time flew by, and Melissa became a great and prominent part of my life, I have come to realize just exactly how special she really is)

I love you, Melissa <3