User:SSJeskimobob

Overview
SSJEskimobob is the one true leader of mankind. He is smart, funny, handsome, sophisticated, and musclesome. His rage knows no bounds but he is able to control it, but should you tempt him he will smite you.

His homeboys include: The Trifecta from Hell, Legion of death, Jesus, God, and the Noodlely one.

History
Born inthe womb of a mortal woman, it was assumed he would perish in the real world. But, after quickly slaying demons sent to exterminate him, he began training at the ripe age of 5 days old. He quickly master everything and by the age of 7 days, he was crowned supreme ruler of the planet England.

However, due to alien forces beyond his control and power (unbelievable as it may seem) he crash landed on the planet earth, forgetting all his powers and destinies. He grew up as a puny mortal human, but due to that has made many a great friend.

Cuddies
Ivica, the white Wolf. May also ber reffered to as "money". This serbian assassin owns all of europe and will continue to dominate that hemisphere, as long as he does not cause SSJEskimobob to draw his hand.

Brandon, the unibrowed jew. He has no skills other than those of math and physics. He is still very sexy despite all this.

Tang, the only asian to break the stereotype. We love him. That's all that matters.

Victor, the crazy one. I'm tired, think of something for yourself.

Aqsa, the Shiekh! She has done no owning, but recently has been owned. She's the only one to have lost a battle to wikipedia. We miss her dearly.

Jesus, the ultimate cuddy. After being born, Jesus made sure to keep ssjeskimobob alive and well, despite the will of his father and the flying spaghetti monster. His father eventually saw the prophecies and used his powers to see that ssjeskimobob would be the savior iof the planet, along with his other cuddies, time and time again.

His Domain
His domain includes everything and anything, but he does not wish to do battle with the gods, so he keeps everything on the down low, yo. (That was for all the niggas out thar who can't help but needs the shout outs. ye-yeaaah!)

The White Wolf
Quite possible his dearest friend, they rule the world along with the gods. They have their own groups, such as the Legion of Death and the Trifecta from hell, things so awesome wikipedia exploded from jealousy and ousted them from the mortal plane. One day, wikipedia will fall under their domain.

$$SSJeskimobob+spaghetti= square root of God squared$$