User:STUPO STUPO

 Teen Language 

I am a 300 year old male man, and today I will be teaching you teen language.

ORIGIN:

Teen language originated from social media, a place where the most blinding things happen (literally, i'm def now).

WHY:

Why in the planet would I want to learn this, strange language, well that's a good question a lot of you are thinking right now. Well if you ever journey into the deep, mysterious, weird place that is social media, it is a vital tool that you need to learn, or you will be called a.. nub. Yes I know it is quite rude and disrespectful not to mention inappropriate, especially to young readers 70 and down, to write that in a wiki article but it is for your own good.

 Here are the basics: 

ttyl = Tina tickled yellow lizards

brb = Bite Richard Burton

lol = losers on loser

lmao = loser might ate owls

gtg = greedy tonsillitis growing

asap = animals sewing animal pajamas

yolo = young-lings only love old-lings

wtf = whales turned ferocious

omg = Olive my goose

 Some advanced meanings: 

youngster: a middle aged dad trying to be hip and hop, trying to impress his fifth grade son

bae = This word still confuses me so I have come up with two answers, from there sentences people have put them in,  answer #1 Bae meaning is a bear attack  heading our way, answer #2 Bae meaning, can  I rob your house?

Far out = A phrase used when really tired, meaning that they want coffee from Starbucks, more pacifically a grande, Iced, Sugar-Free, Vanilla Latte With Soy Milk.

All ears = I have located and tracked down your pet mouse, I will give her back in three hours.

Fleek = flicking your head up in down in time with all star, while running on a treadmill that's running on a treadmill

THESE MEANINGS ARE POWERFUL, MISUNDERSTAND AND YOU WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES, BE WISE WITH THIS KNOWLEDGE I GIVE YOU, AND ALWAYS BE A YOUNGSTER!!