User:Saarlak

David Corsello, the man many know as The Saarlak (an homage to his favorite character from Star Wars, the Sarlacc) is commonly accepted by lay folk and the Royalty of at least seven (7) countries to be One Bad MoFo. His hair, showing signs of silver at the temples to further entice the ladies, has caused traffic accidents due to jealousy. Even though he's only 6'1", he stands almost sixteen (16) feet tall he towers above mere mortals while laughing at their attempts to see eye to eye with him, even if they're taller than he is. Driving is a difficult task for one so mighty because no American car has yet to be built that can successfully contain that much awesome.