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The Real Saint Patrick

'''It is a well known fact that the real Saint Patrick loved to eat cheese cake and whoopy pies. He absolutely hated peas because in his most famous quote, "Peas are the turds of the Devil! Peas are evil and bad for you!"'''

In 424, he predicted a beautiful woman named Suzzanne, would roam the world and make her husband whoopy pies, and allow him to purchase a new motorcycle.