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Mike Stinson is an American entrepreneur doing business in Folsom, CA as Mike the Poolman. Mr. Stinson was born in Sacramento and conceived by his parents while watching the Sound of Music in a Mission Beach motel at sunset on a Tuesday in September.

He is sometimes credited with his father’s infamous 1981 quote “Son, all the hard things in life are difficult”.

Mr. Stinson is married and lives modestly along with his pet bonobo monkeys, Kirk and Brady.