User:Sacrum~enwiki

I am Sacrum B. Rown. I am European man with skills in advertising. I should be in advertising yes? Yes! But I am not and this is a shame. Shame is worry, shame is darkness. I must have light! So I must get in to funky advertising agency. And this I try. I have my own pencils.

i have mission I want to leave Europe and work in Great Empire where advertising goodness is happening. So I pack bags and go when called. I apply to your agency and you employ, yes? Yes! You call I come and bring cognitive knowledges and pencils.