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=Mihai Stancu, S.D.=

Introduction
Mihai Stancu (Homo sapiens sapiens, we think, born 29 November, 1992, probably, Bucharest, as far as we know) is currently a SD (Shoarek Doctor), PhD Student Slave at Ludwig Maximilian University of Munich and Associate Researcher (Master of Slaves) at Carol Davila University of Medicine and Pharmacy in Bucharest.

Early Life
Was born under an unlucky star (like seriously, the star went supernova after his arrival into this world). Some people are born thinkers, others rock stars or perhaps scientists, but some, like Mihai, were brought here on earth to be craftsman. Before learning how to swear, he built his first wooden bench in the village where he lived his childhood. During highschool, Thug Life chose Mihai. He started playing Poker with his peers. At the end of a tournament, exactly when he had a lucky hand (thus almost becoming the Poker champion of the highschool) he got caught by the principle. High grades were never a thing. It is not clearly known when he started functioning solely on Coca Cola, but certainly, at one point during highschool, he shifted from Normal Cola to Cola Zero. Summer 2018, the spirit god of his highschool (Mihai Bravu) showed in a dream and instructed him to give up Cola and no black poison ever touched his mouth. Since then, he enjoys Sprite or Sparkling Water, but who knows what his next addiction is going to be?

Education
Mihai has extended education at “Scoala vietii” and “Coltul blocului”, where he mastered the art of being a bad boy. He was also schooled in the arts of music by professors from “Coltul blocului”, from which he learned state of the art listening skills. His bad boy creed is built upon titles such as “Amin”, “Tupeu de borfas”, “Da-te in gatu ma-tii” and much more. Sometimes, when things get really bad, he finds a refugee in painters such as Gustav Klimt, or occasionally good music like Celibidache’s conducted concertos.

Research contribution
Mihai is a lead researcher in the scientific field of sleep deprivation and NOtrition. Like every great scientist, his most important research is conducted on himself, letting his slave compare and contrast, in an unbiased and double-blind procedure his actions and reactions while oscillating between sleep deprived+food (Bucharest setting) and sleep+starvation (Munich setting). His enormous contribution to understanding life style limits introduced a new definition of biblical miracles, bible chapter which he took upon rewriting himself and is currently waited for with excitement by all his disciples/slaves.

Voluntering
He volunteers with great passion in any facebook argument with intellectually inferior people that he can contradict with true arguments that they would never grasp.

Hobbies
Once a year, but multiple times, he brews and drinks Aperol Spritz with his slaves as a ritual of creating and destroying their hopes and dreams. He doesn’t really drink because he usually drives. Dreaming about dat Z4, but he no longer has to do it, as his slaves already got it for him!