User:Salmonamination

Team Kickass
Team Kickass is a group of the nine most awesome people ever conceived. They reside at CATO (Centre for Arts and Technology) Kelowna, and are the very epicentre of greatness. Team Kickass was established in late August to early Spetember of 2007 (the exact date could not be specified due to the extreme awesome of it's genesis). The original members, Chase Jensen, Scott Ashton, Jeremy Heppner, Ashley McCrae, and Rob Fiorilli, discovered a boot that would change their lives forever. Upon trying on the boot they were bestowed with all the glory of the universe. Since then they have expanded the group to include other chosen people, Brendan Prettie, Shea Rutsatz, and Dustin Macpherson. Their mutual awesome is the universes only way to balance against a single great evil. As of yet Team Kickass is the greatest success story of all time, contributing much joy to the world, and spreading awesomeness to all. Many have witnessed such great shenanigans as "Monorail Cat", Jeff Skelington's rather promiscuous and profound poses, and various other things far too great to mention. Team Kickass has only one honorary member worthy of a Team Kickass membership. Rod Anderson. He to, although perhaps not chosen by nature, embodies an eqaul amount of awesome as any member. Team Kickass has also developed a wide range of techniques to communicate based off of the simple "pound". Many different pounds have been created and compiled into a bible of sorts, each pound being used for it's own unique circumstance. (Bible Top Secret). Team Kickass also discusses many relevant events such as, things Ashley has said, future animations, current events, etc. Team Kickass had only just begun to exude it's awesome come first quarter. As of Team Kickass' second quarter of splendiforousness their "Kickass" has only magnified. Upon meeting world renowned animator Jeff Chiba Stearns a whole new standard of cool was to be obtained. Team Kickass strove even harder to reach his greatness which far exceeded even Chuck Norris. Team Kickass has been gaining ground quite rapidly. First, becoming his facebook friend, and secondly, being bestowed with the "Rock Lock" (added to Bible). Other apostles of awesome, such as Sean Ridgeway, and Rob Parsons, have also been recognised as being totally awesome, and were granted phD's in "Totally Awesome", that are totally official.

It is yet to be seen how great things shall extend, Team Kickass has plans to brighten the world, and eventually become "Empire Kickass", a new world order bent on transforming the world into pure awesome, so all may live total greatness. Team Kickass plans on starting off small, salmonamination studios, a small mortuary, and a grave digging/robbing franchise. From there we will logically work our way through the work force and then politics.

In conclusion, Team Kickass is the embodiment of all that is great, awesome, and kickass in the universe, and all should aspire to be like Team Kickass (good luck :P).

-In the great words of Jeff Chiba Stearns, "Team Kickass is Super Duper Hunky Sweet. WTF at its finest. You guys are totally...totally."

This article does not even begin to describe our greatness. You can't even comprehend us.