User:Saltuga/Ryan Arthur

Ryan Arthur is the premier guinea pig farmer in the south Wales valleys, although his methods have been regarded as unethical by some and downright cruel by others. Official figures show that over 56% of his guinea pigs suffer severe depression.

His favourite actor is Gary Coleman, who played Willis in Diff'rent Strokes, and when he scores he has been known to exclaim 'What you talkin about {insert name of oppostion keeper}'

He appeared in the world's shortest pornographic film, performing in both scenes for a total of 44 seconds.