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Lord Simon the First

Lord Simon was born in Auckland on the 22nd of September 2000. He move to Hamilton at an early age and lived most of his young life on a 10 acre farm. When he was 11 his parents made the choice to move to Omokoroa, Tauranga. He attends Otumoetai College.

His political career started at age 13 when he said "oh, how luckly this land is to have a man like me". His many achievements are drinking the bong water and humping many a' stallion.