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Fun Facts:

Pudding was invented by James Pudding, a baker who tried to make soup.

Reality is a simulation, created by four-dimensional, hyper-intelligent hot-dogs.

Earth's core is fueled by giant hamster wheels enslaved by lizard men.

The world "pixel" comes from the words "picture element" combined.

The bee defies laws of physics and aviation, as the ratio of wingspan to mass is not large enough to allow for flight.

Playing a middle C# in the southern hemisphere on a rainy Tuesday will summon Zorgol'ich the Conqueror.

Many foods have been shown to contain monosodium glutamate, a chemical compound quite harmful to the human body if consumed in large quantities. Examples include: apples, bananas, black tea, Fish(certain types), green tea, lima beans, potatoes, wheat, and zucchini.

U was not in the alphabet until ~1000.

Before the invention of scrambled eggs in 1912, the typical breakfast was either whole eggs still in the shell or scrambled rocks.

Hot water freezes faster than cold water.

The first headphones were invented in a kitchen in 1910. They carried enough voltage to kill the user.

After Obama's second term as President ended, he morphed back into reptile form and returned to the Earths core. He now reaps souls in the Underworld

Generic Motor's EV1 looked hella gay.

The mother of Justin Bieber started her music career in 2013. In her hit single "Babies", she raps about regretting not having an abortion.

The famous Florida rapper XXXTentacion is a hyper-dimensional being, who can manipulate space and time to his will. He formed around 7500000000 years ago when the first two black holes collided.

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