User:Sam Dufus/sandbox

Sam Dufus(born on some date of some year) is a man living in the United States, who is not know for anything by anyone's standards. He attended at least 3 different public schools, during the first 18 years of his life. Since that time he also attempted to enroll in some night classes at his community college, but feared it might conflict with his scheduling of late-night masturbating, so decided against it.