User:Sam Paxton/sandbox

Background
David is a infamous troll on Wikipedia.com. He has several times changed information on other sites that have nothing to do with that topic and/or person. He is unnaturally tall and is a true-bred redneck. In the wild, he responds to various redneck sounds, such as a fishing pole reeling in or a the door to a large truck be shut. He also wears a hat of some sort (usually all the time). If you see this man, please contact the ANTI-DAVID Hotline: 1-GO-AWAY-DAVE