User:Sam Pointon/Illuminated Wiki-Cabal of Bavaria

The Illuminated Wiki-Cabal of Bavaria (TIWCOB') are an organised group of editors on Wikipedia, devoted to furthering their cause and specific bias towards all things Bavarian. Their existence can be deduced by the actions of the administrators across all languages, their actions clearly in line with a Cabal's intentions (blocking the editors who disagree with the system, praising those who do). They purport to be a renegade and modern faction of the Illuminati, though official High Illuminati contest this.

History
The very first proto-TIWCOB group were an early splinter from Adam Weishaupt's original Bavarian Illuminati was the ill-fated The Group Of Concerned Historical Editors (Die Gruppe Der Geschichtsversteller) (GOCHE), forming in 1786. They were devoted to reaching the pinnacle of human knowledge by going over their libraries and summarising the information contained within, then mercilessly editing it. However, this was soon aborted, because their budget did not account for the vast amount of paper used, and (more tellingly) the metadata about what information had been collated and refined, who had made what changes, etcetera.

After the GOCHE folded, for a long period there was no Bavarian grammar fascist community-knowledge-restriction group, until the early 1900s.