User:Samiiekat

The story
In a galaxy far, far away, lived a lonesome black man who loved to do puzzles. One day, he got a new puzzle to work on and he was ecstatic. It was a 1000 piece Kitty puzzle and he couldn't have been more determined to get in finished before the days end. He worked diligently all day and finally when dusk arrived, he was ready to put in the last pieces. But as he was placing the third to last piece, a huge wookie came up to him and pushed him away. Of course his force was so great that the old man was flung across the room. The wookie exclaimed that he loved Hello Kitty and that he was the only one worthy of finishing the puzzle.

The moral? Don't be black. Wookies mistake you for one of their own.