User:Sammy The Pirate King

Arghhh! Welcome to my user page! My real name is Sammy the Pirate King! I have an apparent nack for gathering images that don't have a copyright, and arrrgh I don't care! I pillage and plunder whever my ship goes! I like to spend time listening to music and burning things to the ground. I read on occasion and waste more time in boredom here then I should. I enjoy lazy summers and watching war movies. This is what I do when I am not raiding and getting in trouble with the law. And yes I vote republican. Other then that I pursue my love despite her best efforts to avoid me. 'Tis a game to her, though she play with my heart so carelessly. I just need to get the elf out of the way. Arggh!

Tips for New Pirates
Here are some nice raiding places:
 * The Carribean Islands
 * Craphole Island

Avoid these:
 * Sharks
 * These Guys
 * Argggh! He'll steal your booty!

Contributions to Wikipedia (Articles I've written)

 * Robin T. Cotton -- He's a swell fella'.
 * Todd Agnew -- Nice rocking music for ya'.
 * Ventriculomegaly -- I was bored, what can I say?
 * Others (Lost) -- Argh! Me best mates! I love 'um like my children.
 * M. Night Shyamalan -- Argh! Argh!

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