User:Sammyh18

'Sammyh18' Or Sam Heeland is an “Astronomical, athletic, good looking, scientific, fine individual” 2004, as quoted by rock god himself ozzy!

He is known as dorce via his peers. Travelling the world on many occasions he has met many people and has left many trademarks behind. For example, ‘the statue of liberty’, ‘Sydney opera house’, and probably one of his most well known ‘the great wall of china!’.

Although he is only 18, he has become legend to this day, and is admired for his many, many talents. One of which been through his latest book, ‘tantric, the modern way’, which became the fastest selling book in the universe to date.

Another of sam’s many achievements is to become the youngest president, he is currently the ruler of Uganda. He controls most of the goings on in this country, including the distribution of rice, for which we thank you.

Last but not least, sam is the current world record holder for, playing the guitar whist standing on his head and drinking 24 cans of stella, well, all we can say to that is,rock on sam, rock on.

This guy is possible a myth.