User:Samuel 'Thrash' Easey/sandbox

Mark Trussell is the chairman of Charlton Athletic, a former player for several current and former Premiership football teams including, Manchester united and Aston Villa. Trussell is also known for his range of cakes and other baked goods, using the pseudonym, 'Mr Kipling'. As well as playing football for some if Englands biggest teams and producing an extensive range of cakes, which he himself described as: 'exceddingly good', Trussell has been a political activist since the age of 6 and became the youngest member of the house of lords at just 9 years of age. After reading the first four novels of the Harry Potter series, Trussell went on to direct, produce and write the screenplay for every Harry Potter film. He acted in several of the films playing the title character, Severus Snape, Argus Filtch and Trevor the toad.

Trussell is a big fan of the FIFA video games, particuarly enjoying the Ultimate Team feature. Trussell reportedly spent around £15,000 on cocaine, alcohol, prostitutes and Ultimate Team Packs, supposedly spending around £10,000 of this on the latter. He is known for his catchphrases which include: 'Alright see you later bye' (said at speed so to merge the phrase into one word), 'Brazilian walton cunt' (frequently heard when playing against, or as, the Brazilian National team on the FIFA series).