User:Samuel peat

Samuel meldrid paul peter peat is a professional baller for the non league side speenymeers sqaush club under 5’s. he plays as a left winger but on the right. when he scores he eats a babys left toe nail clippings and poos them out onto jason ainsley. He was born in 46th octember 1875 (3 years old) in segga hew lad give is a tab hew. he is most remembered for taking the goal kicks because the keeper was to fat to do it himself.