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= Emily Foster =

Emily Foster was born on 24th June 1999, in a box office smash that would come to be known as 'Emily Foster's Birth'. Following a brief period of recovery from this breakout role, Emily set about receiving an education at the age of 4, a decision that critics would label 'a wholly lame move. Do more movies.' This controversy would not stop Emily, however, who proceeded to get results in her SATs that were so 'groundbreakingly adequate' that an emergency meeting was held to rework the system.

Following her brief, yet tumultuous primary education, Emily moved to Woodcote Secondary School