User:Sanzoku89/Quasar Vikings

The Only Quasar Viking Sighting where the Camera and Photographer weren't reduced to Ash

A Quasar Viking is essentially believed to be the most powerful being in the universe. Quasar Vikings are proxies of Gods. They are perfect in every way and harbor infinite power. Alpha + Alpha x Omega + 9 = Quasar Viking. Since December 2009 Quasar Vikings have been known to roam the universe in search of delicious treats and people weaker than themselves (essentially everyone everywhere) to beat up. At the moment the only known way to stop a Quasar Viking from pummeling your body is to accept your fate and just die.