User:Sargham

Sargum Manulings
Once upon a time, Nigham M. and Sarah S. were one. One soul, one person. But, before they entered the world god decided that their whole soul was way too awesomely great that he couldn't send it into the world as one. So, he split the soul into two half souls. For if he would have not, that one soul would have ruled the world and reigned chaos on it's foes. He did not think that those two half souls would ever know. But, as fate had it they became best friends. Their soul wasn't able to stay away from itself. And now that they have realized that they are one in the same, their worlds have been turned upside down; nothing is like it was before. They are going to rule the world. And so begins the true tale of Sargum Manulings.

Background
Nigham M. and Sarah S. met way back in the day. Only by chance did they become friends, BEST FRIENDS. They were also friends with another girl, an evil girl. We do not speak her name, but you must know what it is so that you never speak it ever again. The girl's name is, Mary Kate Brenner. At this time Nigham and Sarah still didn't know of their true existence. But, you must never ever say Mary's name. Instead we call her the Meaty Ark. Although Sarah and Nigham don't believe the Meaty Ark was always evil, she turned sour the day Sarah stole the Meaty Ark's man. When the Meaty Ark found out that Sarah had, in her eyes, stolen her man, she went mad. She made voodoo dolls of Sarah with her accomplice, Jessica; forever cursing Sarah's love life. She, and those close to her, still struggle with the curse to this day.

The Discovery
On January 27, 2008, Sargum Manulings was officially discovered. That was the day that Sarah and Nigham discovered the discovery of a lifetime. They finally realized after years of being best friends, that they are one. They finally realized that they are one soul. Though, they still didn't know the source of all their troubles, they would soon find that out too. A few months later, while reading an old journal from back in the day, they recognized. That little evil girl, had cursed them and everyone around them. And they named her the Meaty Ark. Months later, after recruiting many followers, Sargum found their chosen one. Stephanie G., she is like Sargum's jesus. She will be the one to rule when Sargum can no longer fight. She is Sargum's predecessor, she is second in command. She was sent to earth to spread the word of Sargumanity.

Current Events
Sargum Manulings is recruiting followers to destroy the Meaty Ark. Some, will be Bitch Boys, others will simply be Sargumites; under Sargum's religion, Sargumanity.

Because this discovery is so very recent there is

More to come..