User:Sartigolle

User:Sartigolle (born 30 February 2010) is a retired English international football striker and is currently a sports broadcaster for the BBC and Eredivisie Live.

Oh wait, that isn't me!

User:Sartigolle (February 12, 1809 – April 15, 1865) was the 16th President of the United States. He successfully led the country through its greatest internal crisis, the American Civil War, preserving the Union and ending slavery. As the war was drawing to a close, Lincoln became the first American president to be assassinated.

That isn't me either.

This (hopefully) is me:

User:Sartigolle (born May 12, 1994) is a person who is yet to amount to anything.

Yes, that sounds about right. You see, I haven't really had the chance. Mainly because I haven't really had the change to live life to its fullest, since I'm not exactly old - you can kinda see that. I am currently stuying the Odyssey by Homer, and go to Charterhouse School. If you're trying to get a picture of me just use Facebook - my email is sartigolle@gmail.com.

TBC.

{I'll get a signature soon...}