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Rio Bravo (Band)

Coming out of wilmington north carolina, Rio Bravo is North Carolina's premier Def Leppard cover band. Lead singer Micah Kolk is known for his high pitched squeal and his morbid obesity, Bassist Ed Sumpter cannot grow a beard, Guitarist Bryan Davis is wilmington's most popular person to use in profile pictures, Drummer Christian Black is not black, and Synth player Josh Garcia's nickname is "pretty boy".