User:Sausabe

Your lord and master.

Sausabe is known far and wide to have an incredibly offensive sense of humour. Satire is his fuel and Cynicism his breakfast. He enjoys fine punk rock music, long walks on the beach, rifles, shinies, and the colour Blellow.

Sausabe is quick to make friends but has just as many enemies. These enemies include: Communists, morons, 'Moron Soup,' ACLU members, Anti-Gun advocates, feminists, people with morals, poseurs.

He also is a member of eBaum's World Sucks and plays Guitar Hero uncontrollably. Renowned for wasting his life on deviantART and being a really spiffy neoclassical metal/ska composer.

Sausabe does not have a drinking problem. He has a drinking solution. His colleague Jesus "The Thundercloud" Christ, poses on many message boards under the username "Alliance", who is one hell of a stud.

Sausabe likes:
 * Punk Rock
 * FPS
 * the Simpsons
 * Drums
 * Real Music
 * Guns
 * Boobs
 * Shinies
 * Fire
 * Foxes
 * Blue foxes
 * Star Foxes

Sausabe Dislikes:
 * eBaum
 * Modern Rock
 * Apathy
 * Morons
 * Infoflux
 * Pop Culture
 * Pessimism
 * People
 * Having to sort through endless amounts of userboxes for his profile