User:Sausagedude

Sausagedude is Jonathan Seelye. Jonathan Seelye was born in Westchestertonfieldville, Iowa. He is beautiful.

He is an undercover pop singer/lawyer/hippo whisperer/hippie and he was also the first sausagedude on the moon. Armstrong stole his thunder and is WAY too worked up over Sausagedude.