User:Sausagepocket

Charkie Parkie is an ancient farmer who lived in the 1200's AD. she lived with her husband wang lung and was a master in the ancient arts of mitsubishitokyotoyota. she lived on the coast of the foot binding province. one day there was a MASSIVE earth quake of the coast of the foot binding province. it sent a massive TSUNAMI!!!!!!!! all the people scream but Charkie fought off the evil water lord king monster. then, she learned how to cook so that she could cook the evil water lords eyeballs with her new metal chopsticks. later that day after having a HUGE feast, there was a massive party with lots of SAKI BOMB. then charkie woke up the next day and didnt remember anything. later she boarded the midnight train going anyyyyyyyyyyyyyy whereeeeeeeeeeeeee. then there was a boy, he was born and raised in south detroit he took the midnight train going anyyyyyyyyy whereeeeeeeeeeeeee. they met up and charkie tought him the ancient art of mitsubishitokyotoyota. atronomers have yet to discover the ancient story of CHAKIE PARKIE, BUT WHEN THEY DOO i will be sure to update to all of you there amazing finding

CHARKIEEEEE PARKIEEEEE