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Matthew Anson was born in 2005 in Perton. He is commonly regarded as the horniest man alive due to his many genitalic accomplishments and surprisingly pleasant penis and balls.

In November of 2005 he achieved the award for best balls for the first time. He would then win this award in 2006, 2007, 2008, 2010, 2011 before quitting; telling journalists "I know my balls are juicy but I'm just not feeling myself right now." A month after this statement he won the masturbation category for most powerful orgasm.

He first began attending most powerful orgasm championships in April of 2006 and began officially completing the following year. Matthew Anson has consistently won categories such as masturbation, edging and horse. He still attends and occasionally partakes each year.

Matthew Anson's greatest achievement would be holding the world record for longest erection where he managed to defeat the reigning champion Sonic the hedgehog. Even more impressively, it was later revealed Sonic had been using performance enhancing drugs since 2004.