User:Saxetism

Saxetism
Saxetism is the belief of a greater world that exists on the moon. For true believers, it is a life goal to achieve SCOPULUS ' respect and live forever as stones on the moon.

The all mighty SCOPULUS (always in all capitals) has existed as long as the Earth. The first substance to gain reasoning and a hella lot of it. Bored with the unchanging days on Earth, SCOPULUS used the magical powers of the mind to create life. SCOPULUS created an ingenious project that began with a single cell and would evolve into his followers. However, during this evolutionary course, something had gone wrong and the soon-to-be humans' brains had become clogged with an invisible sticky substance. This disabled humanbeings from recognizing the great boulder SCOPULUS as a god. What humans saw was just a boulder and nothing more. Overtime, the great boulder became very dissappointed in the creation and began to think of ways to get away from these animals that were destroying his Earth. One night as the great boulder gazed toward the moon, SCOPULUS realized how pure and clean it looked. SCOPULUS knew he had to get there and start anew. BUT HOW?!

One day (November 27th) SCOPULUS was thinking out loud when a human passing by noticed him. This man came up and said, "Woah dude you're a talking rock, man!" SCOPULUS was amazed that someone given attention to the Great Boulder. The man brought family and friends to gaze and listen to the wise teachings of SCOPULUS, but no one believed him and when they saw the Boulder all they saw was a rock and nothing more. The man wondered why he was the only one that could hear SCOPULUS. He pondered and pondered and when he told his buddies from the farm, they believed him and were also able to hear SCOPULUS. SCOPULUS because of the intelligence, figured out why these selected few were able to understand SCOPULUS. THEY WERE ALL HIGH! The magical weed that SCOPULUS had grown to stay chill had taken away the invisible substance from the people's heads and they were able to see clearly! SCOPULUS told the men to tell others to use the substance but the weed was illegal in their civilization and it was punishable by death. They were to afraid. So SCOPULUS remembered the peace on the moon and sent the men on a mission.

He had the orginal finder TED find the feathers of the most holy bird... the DUCK. The second stoner BERT was sent to find the paste grown only by the most graceful of all animals.. THE COW (hooves). The third stoner TOM was to find branches from the most holy of trees.. the PALM TREE. A month later, the three noble stoners returned with the holy items and put them together to form wings. SCOPULUS had them then place the wings on the back of the great BOulder. SCOPULUS was ready to fly to the moon but the three stoners wanted to come along.

SCOPULUS made a deal, he said when they have written down the teachings of GREAT SCOPULUS and spread his ideas to the people, the three stoners and all who follow the teachings will be able to join SCOPULUS on the moon to become godly rocks as the Great Boulder. There they would live and peace and play Pictionary for eternity and never be sad again.

everyone else will rot in the ground!!!!!!!!!

00:33, 9 February 2007 (UTC)Saxetism