User:Scaledish/TalkPageGuidelines

Hi, and welcome to my talk page!
I am your host, The Beautiful scaledish!

Now, I LOVE TO HERE YOUR...

 * Constructive criticism! give it to me! give it all! I love improving myself.
 * Keeping me informed! I love learning!
 * Thanks, Barnstars, and other forms of love! The world needs more love, so if you have some lying around, why not give it to Scaledish?
 * Feedback! I personally like the taste of trouts....
 * Replies to my edits and changes! Not notable? Not finished? Bias? Give all of it to me.
 * Appealing my reverts! I'm not perfect, if I reverted your change, and I was wrong, hit me up!
 * Finally, Humor! Who does not love a good laugh?

But... There are things I DON'T want to see around MY talk page
Expect the big bad Twinkle to eat up your account if you DARE to violate the rules here!

I Will Not Remove

 * Hate :(
 * Use of bad words :(
 * Irreverent Messages :(

I WILL instead

 * Report your account or warn at my discretion
 * Repy, Perhaps making fun of your typos or stupid hate
 * Refrain from removing it, So all can see your short lived attempt at ruining my day

I Will Remove

 * Spam, Nobody Likes spam

As well as

 * Report your account or warn at my discretion

If, you are the cleanup crew
Thanks for all your work in keeping wikipedia clean and safe


 * DO NOT Remove hate and spam
 * Please instead, ping me, and let me address it

Enjoy your day :)

Enjoy your day!

 * I hope all of the hard working well meaning Wikipedia contributors enjoy their day.
 * I ALSO hope all of the hard working negative meaning Wikipedia contributors enjoy their day, for everyone deserves happiness, and something is clearly disrupting that happiness, as you must turn to insulting others to regain it. I hereby wish you the best, and hope you discover how to fight off your sadness. (Hint: Making me sad is not the right choice! ;))