User:Scalene



SCALENE  I am Scalene, a male Wikipedia editor from Australia, former criminal, celebrity, owner of a successful international corporation, and superhero who hides his secret identity as a mild-mannered CIA agent. Absolutely true.

What do I do for Wikipedia? That's a good question. Many people have asked me that, in fact. Well, if Wikipedia was Oceania in Nineteen Eighty-Four, I'd be the Thought Police. Minitrue mark triangle doubleplusgoodthink. Miniluv make goodthink fullwise. Yup, I'm a crime-fighting Recent Changes Patroller. Beware, vandals!

[[Image:Crystal Clear app icons.png|30px]] My real life interests

 * Literature (especially satire & humor)
 * My Userboxes!
 * Other stuff.

[[Image:Crystal_Clear_app_package_settings.png|30px]] Major (series of) edits

 * Looking for Alibrandi
 * Ben Hall
 * ATV Offroad Fury

[[Image:Crystal_Clear_app_kivio.png|30px]] Things to do

 * Find my place in Wikipedia.
 * Fight more vandals!
 * Collect more userboxes.