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The Rage Cage is a super-villain who resides in a small town in Wisconsin called Johnson Creek. The arch-nemesis of Heff Lightning, Rage Cage makes it his goal to rage as much as possible.

Origins
The Rage Cage wasn't always a Rage Cage. He was once a peaceful little boy with no interest in raging other people's cages. If only the world could have seen him then, and not as the monster he is today. Rage entered high school in 2010 full of excitement. He shouldn't have been. Lakeside's superhero, Heff Lightning, made it nearly impossible for the young man to fit in. He resorted to asking several girls out per semester, only to get rejected.

After this vicious cycle of hate, Rage Cage entered a batting cage within the school to let off some steam. After missing seven straight pitches, Rage chucked his bat as hard as he could at the wall. This is where he gets his name. He "Raged" in the "Cage".

Common Sayings
The Rage Cage has many hobbies. The greatest of these is baseball. Even though this allows him to blow off some of the built-up rage throughout the day, Rage Cage still frequently lets loose rage on the students of Lakeside.

WHERE'S MY BOOK

A common saying from fall into winter of the year 2013. During a choir period, the students were sent into a separate room. The students ganged up on the poor Rage. He went into one of his deep rages. Spouting swear words he tackled one of the children and screamed "where's my book" multiple times. The kids who were listening heard him say those three words more than five times in a matter of six minutes.

WHERE'S MY KEYS

The same kids who would take his book during those fateful choir periods would take his keys when given the opportunity. During these situations, the Rage would demonstrate rage similar to his days of "where's my book".

I'M GONNA KILL (INSERT NAME HERE)

The Rage Cage has made frequent death threats to the students of Lakeside. While nobody has actually been killed, the students who are given threats are generally quiet for the next four years. Over the years, a grand total of 18 students have been issued death threats by the Rage Cage. Students are left to believe that Heff Lightning is protecting them.