User:SchfiftyThree/Only a Southern State

I just listened to "Only a Northern Song" one time and thought of a parody.

This DOES NOT make fun of George W. Bush (well, sort of).

Only a Southern State

 * If you're listening to this phrase
 * You may think that my taxes will raise
 * Well, they won't
 * I just pay them like that


 * When you're sitting in your room
 * Thinking that the U.S.A's in doom
 * Forget that
 * Cause I'm the president


 * It doesn't really matter what taxes I pay
 * What accents I say or if it's May or June
 * As it's only a Southern state


 * It doesn't really matter what votes I get
 * Or if I bet that Clinton's pet gets spayed
 * As it's only a Southern state


 * If you think that John McCain
 * Is a man of torture, doom and pain
 * Well, you're wrong
 * And Obama won't win


 * And my name is George W. Bush