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The Rule of Thirds

The Rule of Thirds, unlike the photographic technique, is based on superstition and obsessive compulsive disorders.

There are nine numerals in the English language; 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9, and these numerals in combination can be formed into any number desired.

There are two different types of people when it comes to the Rule of Thirds, there are those who take it more literally, the obsessive compulsive people, and there are those who take it less literally, the superstitious people. On the grounds of superstition the Rule of Thirds becomes a lot more complex.

Obsessive compulsive people often use the rule of thirds in the way that they do things three times in a row. E.g. turning a light switch on and off, or closing a door. For those who have seen ‘Matchstick Men’, Roy, who is obsessive compulsive, can often be viewed opening and closing a door, or turning a light switch on and off three times. This is the more literal form of the Rule of Thirds.

The superstitious form of the Rule of Thirds is a lot more complex. And it works like this: One single activity can either be done once, three, four or five times, or nine times. You can do it 3 times, 3x3 times, 9, 3x3x3 times, 27, etc. If you perform an activity twice this is considered unlucky as it hinders negative energy, so you need to perform it again so you have performed the activity 3 times, which is fine. If you perform an activity 6 or 7 or 8 times this is also unlucky, so you need to perform the activity 9 times. You can perform this activity another 2 times, making it 11 times, but if you perform it 12 times you must perform it a further 15 times, to make 27 times (3x3x3).

This rule must be followed very carefully as not to hinder negative energy on yourself, which in turn affects people around you. The consequences of bad luck can be very severe, so just remember the number 3.