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Schnake (22 September 1993 - 18 August 2017) is one of the world's rarest snake species: a multicoloured mamba.

Early Life

Schnake started out his life as a simple snaklet in an unhatched egg, amongst all the other animals and toys at Hamley's. He was discovered on the day of his hatching by the lovely Cohen Family, who instantly decided to take this poor snake home with them. They were, at this point, completely unaware at what horrors Schnake would bring upon them.

The Incident

Schnake was at a young, early stage in his life when the incident happened. The Cohens wanted to show of their rare find to one of their close friends, and the unassuming Schnake was delighted to agree. Unfortunately, the friend didn't take too kindly to the snake, and promptly ripped him in half.

''Hypochondria

Hypochondria is one of Schnakes favourite studies. He has devoted most of his life to complaining and has even written some books on the subject (Complaints Vol 1-62, How to complain about complaints). This avid love of complaining has, unfortunately, alienated him from his family and anyone he could call a friend, apart from his original founder Adam.

Death

Schnakes death eventually fell about at the hands of Mrs Cohen, who decided that she was sick of his complaining and thought that her life would be infinitely better if Schnake were to become a sausage pillow.