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John Moorman (Jonny Moo, Moo Shoes) is an English legend. He was born in Rio de Janeiro, 18th November 1987, two month later than expected. He is currently working as a turtle trainer at the sea life centre.

Jonny Moo rose to fame when he famously ran past a speed camera at such rates he set it off banning him from driving before he had even learnt. He also daringly diced with death whilst eating a trinidad moruda scorpion pepper, the worlds hottest pepper with a heat of 2,000,000SHU+ Scoville Heat Units. This pepper with leave you crying for days on end, but not our John.