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Colton Schulties Langue Arts Hour 3

Question One: I would give Bilbo a semi automatic machine gun. It must tiring using swords and bows to kill things. I mean when you and your army is outnumbered one to seven a machine gun would be pretty useful. The gun could thin their ranks efficiently. It could also be used to destroy their chain of command of the oppositions army. Or it can be a effective means to boost their moral and to lower the other armies moral.

Question Two: It was placed two decades shire time after the Fell Winter when wolves crossed the Brandywire River to invade the Shire. With major events taking place mainly in the Shire, Mirkwood, Dale, and the Lonely Mountain. If it would of taken place before the War of The Ring it would of failed because Gollum would be dead and the Ring would not be present in the Misty Mountains. It would also be less important since it would no longer lead to the war of the ring. It would also have been probably already done because of the lack of Sauron,

Question Three: When Thorin and Company were taken by spiders and Bilbo had to use the ring to hide. He was very afraid and was at a major tactical disadvantage. He used to use the ring to stay invisible and kill them with stabbing. He the proceeded to free the other members of his company. As he freed the company they then aided him in fighting spiders. After the fight they attracted the attention of the wood elves of Mirkwood and were taken into custody.

Question Four: Bilbo at the beginning was timid and very self conscious of what his neighbors thought of him. But as the story progresses he becomes more daring and brave. The book comments as the story progresses of how he is changing to cope with the new events around him. A good example is when they infiltrate the Lonely Mountain and had Bilbo steal from Smaug’s hoard to prove he could.

Question Five: When Thorin Oakenshield was advised by Gandalf not to leave the path in Mirkwood. But they left it anyway for a fake promise of food. I would go back tell them to stay on the path and then proceed to slap one of the for dramatic effect. And to advise them not to drink from the oddly colored river which was poisoned. But they probably would anyway because they are very bad listeners.

Colton Schulties Hour 3

I once knew an old women named Ms. O. She always wore dresses that looked and smelled like an old peoples’ couches. Her hair was always the same ugly oval like shape. It was like she added starch to her hair every morning. She always watching us boys like we were vandals, but let the girls have teal with her. I once asked the girls what her house looked like, and she said: It’s like a creepy old mansion without the dust.”

And if anyone had a party or just invited people to their grill for a little get together she would call the cops for a noise complaint. And she would say get off her property if we some much walked by her house or even just played in the road. But the worst thing about her was her skin it was like it was a size to big and was horribly wrinkled. Ms. O was a creep old hag who lived down the street, but at least gave us something to talk about.