User:Scorpion0422

And St. Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying "oh lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it though mayest blow thine enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy." And the lord did grin, and the people did feast upon the lambs and stoats and carp and anchovies and orangutans and breakfast cereals and fruit bats, and large... And the lord spake saying, "first thou shalt take out the holy pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count. Neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

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Contributions
Some of my current projects and goals:


 * Aiming for FA
 * Who Shot Mr. Burns?
 * Harry Shearer
 * Ice Hockey World Championships


 * Aiming for FT/GT
 * The Simpsons (season 2)
 * The Simpsons (season 3)
 * Episodes of The Simpsons relating to The Itchy & Scratchy Show
 * Seasons of The Simpsons


 * Aiming for FL
 * List of The Simpsons video games
 * Toronto Maple Leafs seasons
 * List of Olympic medalists in cross-country skiing
 * List of 2002 Winter Olympics medal winners
 * List of 2010 Winter Olympics medal winners
 * 2010 Winter Olympics medal table
 * 2009 IIHF World Championship rosters
 * IIHF World Ranking
 * The rest of the seasons of The Simpsons


 * Aiming for GA
 * Montgomery Burns
 * Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
 * Moe Szyslak
 * Treehouse of Horror IX
 * Treehouse of Horror II
 * Homer Defined


 * Big page of messin' around
 * Bigger page of messin' around
 * Biggerer page of messin' around
 * Biggererer page of messin' around
 * Big page of messin' around V
 * Big page of messin' around VI‎


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These are some of my favourite images of Woodpeckers, which are my favourite type of bird and Kingfishers, which are my second favourite type of bird.

I have my own award that I occasionally give out. It is called the "Not-so-Golden Woodpecker Award" and depicts a Downy Woodpecker. This was originally conceived so that I could get people to put an image I took on their user page. I kind of lost interest in it for a while, but I brought it back. The definition is "for services to wikipedia that save Scorpion0422 from having to do it."

There is also the "Sorta-Golden Black-rumped Flameback Award" which is so prestigious that I don't even have a definition for it for yet, although it has been awarded once.