User:Scotsman1979

On this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona:

Behold! Felix, known amongst the female genus as Señor Suave, has come to satisfy the optics of all who have never seen such beauty.

The inspiration for French symphonic black metal band Anorexia Nervosa.

He has held the Regional Sexy Man Award for six consecutive years. (2001-2007)