User:Scott Berry

Scott Berry
noun. Common synonyms = hair biter, Malort Connoisseur, PD

Scott 'DF' Berry is a resident of Chicago, IL. He is 26 years old. During his time in the valley he has picked up some very frightening alter-egos.[]

The Habbits of DF
DF verb. The very nature of this alter ego is condmened by the bible: 'He who lies with animals shall be put to death' Gen. As one may guess, DF is the acronym for Dog er.

Shower Lookingverb. On more than one occasion, Scott has peeked through showers at members of the same sex in a 'joking' manner. These activities have earned him the name and reputatioon of shower looker.

Family Life
Scott has a son, Ayden, birthed by his estranged girlfriend Andrea Parker Graves. He also claims to be a descendent of the girl R Kelly urinated on.

Famous Quotes
"Only be curious about things that mean things"

"We're too drunk. Let's get some wine to sober up" (abridged)

Random Facts
It is a scientific fact that the kilofag rating and the kilofag counter were derived simply to measure his level of 'gay'.

It is also know that his proximity may interfere greatly with any 'gaydar' systems nearby.

When playing Call of Duty, when Scott deploys an I.M.S., dildos fly out.

Loves windows with blue lights #amsterdam

Threw a handful of dirt in the mother of his child's face

Shitting out windows is one of his favorite past-times

Hosts weekly dog bashes in the alley behind BEER on Clark

Fatties should watch out. He hunts them down after World Series Championships.

Bonethrower extraordinaire

Garbage angel maker