User:Scott Internet

Scottathan Leopold Internet (born May 10, 1996) is an Aerican enjoyer of Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia, master of making people lose the Game, infrequent Wikipedia editor and former Wikipedia vandal.

Early Life
Not much is known about Internet's life prior to his spontaneous appearance on the Internet. What is known is that he was born on May 10, 1996 in the Dominion of British West Florida, he did not legally exist until he was 11, and at some point he moved to Northern Plutopia, a colony of the Aerican Empire.

Spontaneous Appearance on the Internet
In 2016, Scott Internet discovered the magical world of Video Games and promptly joined Scratch in order to make his own grand adventures for the world to see. As it would turn out, he was not very good at it and he has since relegated his passion to simply collecting and playing.

Wikipedia
In 2021, after infrequently fixing simple spelling errors and a bit less infrequently trashing random articles, Internet completely ditched the vandal life, created an account of his own, and now lurks around Wikipedia exterminating any vandalism and spelling errors he comes across.