User:Scott the Wozniak/sandbox

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Gender

Both

Species

god

Friends

Death

Enemies

you dad

Likes

your mum, murder and arson

Favorite food

Raw chicken

First Appearance

Being born

Last Appearance

Moving valuable cargo from Columba to the u.s.a

Contents 1 Biography 2 Personality 3 Crimes 4 Smart Mort 5 Relationships Tracker

X dslogo Biography Mort is a very cute, but has been accused and proven guilty of almost every single war crime and law known to man. Mort is also responsible for the deaths of George Floyd and Breonna Taylor. His main partner in crime is Sabian stone although he truly doesn’t need him. Although many people believe Osama Bin Laden is responsible for the terrorist attacks on the twin towers it was actually Mort all along. Mort also killed Osama Bin Laden for taking his credit as Mort is proud of what he did. Mort was Hitlers right hand man in the Second World War as he created Auschwitz and multiple other death camps that were responsible for the deaths of millions of Jews. Mort was also responsible for planting a bomb in a red car during the Boston marathon killing and injuring several. Mort was the driver and owner of the car Oj Simpson was chased in and also organized the murdering of his wife. Mort is responsible for accumulating the weapons used for the sandy hook and colombine school shootings as he despises children. Mort was best friends with Saddam Hussein and helped him with everything but eventually killed him after he didn’t meet the kill toll for the day. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself. Mort killed him because he went to his island thousands of times to force minors on to his fifty year old body. Mort raped his accomplice Sabian stone in cold blood after Sabian only killed 4 kindergartens instead of 6. He is a sort-of-innocent mouse lemur (although ironically he is about 35 years old and 50+ in All Hail King Julien. He is somewhat bothersome toward the other zoo animals. While the character he admires and reveres, King Julien, dislikes him the most, the zoo inhabitants dislike Julien and care more for Mort (although not by much). He loves King Julien's feet which started when he saw King Julien using them to kick some Fossa while saving the lemurs from the fossa. In fact, he loves his feet so much that he can rip down a tree while sleeping for them, as seen in "Two Feet High and Rising." King Julien also hates it when Mort touches his feet. Mort's first major role is in "Two Feet High and Rising." He is protected by a "force field" of ignorance and can't feel pain, but he still hates drowning, as seen in "Assault and Batteries." He laughs hysterically a lot. (In Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa, while being chased by a shark and laughing at the same time, he says "Why am I laughing?!?") He likes things even if he doesn't know what they are. He says "I like [fill in]!". (i.e. In "Tangled in the Web," he says "I like computers!" despite not having a clue as to what a computer is. "I don't have to know to like.")