User:Scottypoose

Scotty Poose, born in Stockport on a blisteringly chilly March 14th, will be forever remembered as one of the great Royal Worcester Grammar comedians.

His origianl and pioniering routines and spontaeous work was finally (to the rejoice of his deicated fanabse) ackowledged when he was awared the 'Funny Guy' award at the year 11 award ceremony, 'The Jimmys'. Since then it had been said that he has suffered a somewhat, 'fall from grace', and many attribute this to a drink/drugs problem that has dogged him since the age of 15.

Mr. Scott-Wilson has since turned his hand to music, playing bass in the 'garage trip rock' outfit, 'White Chapel Art', with little success.

Scott-Wilson's sexual oriantation has always been a hot potato amongst his peers, due to his androgenous and exotic good looks, and now his days on the stage are over it has been rumoured that he, to the delight of a handful of women, he will finally strut his stuff down the catwalk.